Epitaph

The  day I die I'd like it told,

He reacted One Hundred and Two years old.

''He was having Sex one Morning in bed,''

At least that's what the 'Cossips'  said.

The Rubicon Crossed, his Heart gave out,

A Bon Voyage there is no doubt.

And his Wife they'd say when grief took hold ,

Put her Nineteenth Birthday party on hold.