The day I die I'd like it told,
He reached they'd say One- Hundred and -Two years old.
''He was having Sex one Morning in bed,''
At least that's what the 'Gossips' said.
The Rubicon Crossed, his Heart gave out,
A Bon Voyage there is no doubt.
And his Wife they'd say when grief grew Bold,
Put her Nineteenth Birthday party on hold.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: March 2nd, 2026 18:55
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
That would be one way to go. A fun read, it glows with going all the way and taking it to the limit. Well done
And a face like Goofy to the end.
Thanks for Reading.
You are most welcome
Left the world with a smile on his face - not too sure of the advisability of his wife's 90th birthday party on hold, though....
Thank you. His wife was 19.
Surreality extends its tentacles everywhere......
Powerful work.
Thank you.
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