A unique relationship

She said “I want to fuel your lust.”

“Just watch me and relax”

She was wrong about the lust

But wasn't about the facts

“Just enjoy my flesh.” She said

“I know it's been hard for you.”

“I want to please and relieve your stress.”

“Don’t worry, just watch me nude.”

She tried to cure my depression

But her words weren't true

Now I'm a sexual sinner

Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned…

I know that I just lost

But it felt like I scored a win

Can't even go to sleep

And not fast enough for work

She didn't mind at all

I asked

“Mary, would you please twerk?”