A ten year old comidean

One day I threw a volcano through my window into a pottery barn and when I forgot to let go it threw me by the arm

I went to get a new fountain and dusted my self of I had to pass a mountain and now I’m finally across

As I got to the fountain I asked for help to pick it up ,and as I did Yoda appeared looking for a cup

I gave him a cup and he helped me with the fountain then he put on his uniform so i could pay

And I left with my fountain having crossed a mountain meeting with Yoda and then as i got in my limo i got a corn flavored soda