It's Turf Luck

Kevin Hulme

I take care of some Horses for the Racing Crowd,

To keep them all fit for which I'm so Proud.

But I just can't get in to the Jockey club,

For the Doorman Scowls like a  Doorman would,  

And Promptly says:  'No Trainers Allowed'.

 

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 18th, 2026 18:33
  • Comment from author about the poem: Am I ashamed of that Joke ? Well frankly: Yes.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 6
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  • sorenbarrett

    Prejudice takes all forms. Good one if you take it a little further than the direct idea.

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  • Doggerel Dave

    What, not Nikes?

    • Kevin Hulme

      No likey Nike's. Thanks for the Comment.

    • arqios

      Oh dear and in the 21st century, to boot! 🙏🕊️



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