Dearest Friend

You are missing out on the main important factual

Being rude is not an excuse for you being a mean bitter bitch

I don’t have to listen to you anymore because you don’t know how to be tactful

You are the worst person ever, you are a pathetic, horrible itch

I hope you slowly get sick and tragically die soon, then you will get out of my life

I promise that I will celebrate in a big way, with a smile on my face

I will be very happy for you to be gone, thank god there is no more strife

Your shadow will not be missed by your stupidity of empty embrace

I am sure that I will maybe think about you on my death bed

I will slowly start to smile because I am not going anywhere where you are

I will be on my way to Heaven without any reason to dread

Forever feeling whole with my Angel, like a shooting bright star

From now onwards on I’m going to be a true two faced bitter arsehole

I will be cordial and nice to you if it means I have to swallow my pride

And act accordingly to your liking, but you will be be better off in a deep hole

We are in the middle of a great humungous, horrifying downhill landslide