There was an old leader who liked action—
Adult film stars, his huge satisfaction—
Rust-faced, half amphibian,
Saw himself an olympian
And now they all call him Pervy Jackson.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, April 25, 2026.
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Tristan Robert Lange (
Offline) - Published: April 25th, 2026 06:34
- Category: Humor
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I enjoy your humor. Your poem revolves around the character of Pervy Jackson, who embodies a blend of humor and absurdity, reflecting on issues such as ego, celebrity culture, and the sometimes bizarre aspects of leadership and fame.
Now here's one from m - unfortunately it can't be finished, due to WCAT!
There was an old sailor named Popeye (glug)....... We knew he would sneak in! lol.
Super!!!
Good one.
In the realm of nursery rhymes for adults this is a good one my friend. Made me smile a fave
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