Pervy Jackson and the Kingdom of the Crystal Ego

Tristan Robert Lange

There was an old leader who liked action—
Adult film stars, his huge satisfaction—
Rust-faced, half amphibian,
Saw himself an olympian
And now they all call him Pervy Jackson.
 
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, April 25, 2026.
 
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  • Friendship

    I enjoy your humor. Your poem revolves around the character of Pervy Jackson, who embodies a blend of humor and absurdity, reflecting on issues such as ego, celebrity culture, and the sometimes bizarre aspects of leadership and fame.

  • orchidee

    Now here's one from m - unfortunately it can't be finished, due to WCAT!
    There was an old sailor named Popeye (glug)....... We knew he would sneak in! lol.

  • Waiting for Silence

    Super!!!
    Good one.

  • sorenbarrett

    In the realm of nursery rhymes for adults this is a good one my friend. Made me smile a fave



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