Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
There was an old leader who liked action—
Adult film stars, his huge satisfaction—
Rust-faced, half amphibian,
Saw himself an olympian
And now they all call him Pervy Jackson.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, April 25, 2026.
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- Category: Humor
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I enjoy your humor. Your poem revolves around the character of Pervy Jackson, who embodies a blend of humor and absurdity, reflecting on issues such as ego, celebrity culture, and the sometimes bizarre aspects of leadership and fame.
Friendship, haha I’m glad this one landed for you…sometimes you just have to lean into the absurd and let it speak for itself. Thank you for diving into the silliness, my friend.. 😏🔥👑🙏
Now here's one from m - unfortunately it can't be finished, due to WCAT!
There was an old sailor named Popeye (glug)....... We knew he would sneak in! lol.
Orchi, hahaha I knew it…Popeyeus Glug Maximus Solus makes his grand entrance right on cue. WCAT must be broadcasting live from the bilge again. 😏🔥👑🙏
Super!!!
Good one.
Vimal, thank you…this was one of those I just had fun with and let it fly. Glad you enjoyed it! 😏🔥👑🙏
In the realm of nursery rhymes for adults this is a good one my friend. Made me smile a fave
Soren, that’s perfect, my friend…that nursery rhyme vibe with a bit of edge underneath is exactly where I was aiming. Really glad it gave you a smile, and I appreciate the fave. 😏🔥👑🙏
You are most welcome Tristan my friend
Editorial caricaturing is alive and well! Very crispy, Tittu 🕊️🙏
arqios, haha I’ll take crispy all day…sometimes you just gotta let the caricature do its thing, and honestly, I didn't have to do too much imagining. 🤣 Appreciate you, my friend. 😏🔥👑🙏
Well, that's just it, isn't it; much like reporting a story but within its own genre- poetics in this one🕊️🙏
It really is. Indeed, my friend.
What do you have to do to get rid of pervy.
Assassins are becoming low calibre these days, what the hell is going on.
LOL boy do you know how to cheer me up! Hey all jokes a side my condolences to all you fabulous Americans who did not vote for this wannabe Hugh Hefner 🤣🤣 in Europe we have been witnessing some truly disturbing art in these weeks. Obama was spot on the money with the Trump regime sad but true. 🌹
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