Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Away on a retreat and will have limited access to the internet. In the meantime, check out my work here or on tristanrobertlange.com. Would you like a copy of my latest album, Dark Alchemy? DM me and I will be glad to share a free copy with you as long as codes last.
Read, Write, Rise, Realize.
—Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Away on a retreat and will have limited access to the internet. In the meantime, check out my work here or on tristanrobertlange.com. Would you like a copy of my latest album, Dark Alchemy? DM me and I will be glad to share a free copy with you as long as codes last.
Read, Write, Rise, Realize.
—Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
There is something true that does so track—
Ask Orchi, he knows this goes way back—
One can hem, haw, throw a shrug,
But that will not stop the glug.
Now the plumbing is about to crack.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on mypoeticside.com, April 27, 2026.
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- Comment from author about the poem: A MyPoeticSide exclusive. A one-off transmission from the WCAT archives during a brief moment of “quiet time.” Shared for the amusement of a friend and the unfolding of what can only be described as glug-related inevitability. What’s this about? Tune into WCAT to never learn.
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The Orchi story of a marriage imbibed when with too little water prescribed he was induced to marry as he described a life with ball and chain circumscribed. A fun read my friend
Well done,my friend.Your poem serves as a reminder that neglecting problems—symbolized by the plumbing—will lead to greater consequences, urging readers to face their realities head-on.
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