Donkey

[Verse 1]
He loves to make a racket
He loves to blast his decks
Ask the God-fearing folk next door
Plenty noise complaints he gets

He's certainly not sane
He's definitely quite mental
When Donkey comes to visit
Lock up your kitchen utensils

[Verse 2]
Never sleeping on weekends
Staying up with misfits and weirdos
When the dawn eventually breaks
He goes out egging windows

Guzzling shitty Carling
Or anything alcoholic
Pranking takeaways by ordering
Pizza bases with a smidgen of garlic

[Chorus]
The one and only Donkey
The craziest of the Currys
Fills pizza shops and window cleaners
Full of worry

God's experimental prototype...
A weapon of mass consumption
Too unhinged to be considered
For everyday use or mass production

[Verse 3]
No dull moments in his company
He pulls out all the stops
He's got a constant supply
Of silly costumes, wigs and props

I've been known to leave his parties
Wearing someone else's shoes
After checking my pockets this morning
I had a stick of rhubarb and a kazoo

[Verse 4]
If there's ever a tranquil moment
You can count on him to spoil it
His party trick is shitting
In any uninstalled toilets

If ever your party's lacking
In laughter and regret
Just give the man a bell
And put a Donk on it

[Chorus]
The one and only Donkey
The craziest of the Currys
Fills pizza shops and window cleaners
Full of worry

God's experimental prototype...
A weapon of mass consumption
Too unhinged to be considered
For everyday use or mass production