hey! what’s the problem!?
the president can say it!
it’s the new menu
*customer proceeds to tuck in her napkin into her yellow collar polo t-shirt and then one on her lap to cover her micro mini white skirt*
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Author:
Demar Desu (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: May 3rd, 2026 13:14
- Category: Haiku
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Comments4
LMFAO 😂
Good one
Thanks
Got ya Demar when the napkin is bigger than the skirt there is a problem
My friend, this caught me off guard… there’s a sharp, biting humor in it that lands quick. The title really helps it land. You come in expecting something off and you deliver something magnificent! It's chaotic in a way that’s intentional and pointed. Strong piece, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
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