colour-flavour blitz

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Colour-Flavour Blitz

 

 

Oh, step right up and grab a cup, let neon towers gleam!

We’re freezing down the rainbow for that summer-chilling dream.

Forget your boring apple, and your basic, standard grape,

Slushie machines operate in a wild, poetic shape.

 

Behold, Blue Raspberry—which doesn't exist in nature,

A glowing, sapphire liquid of questionable stature.

It turns your tongue a cosmic shade, a terrifying dye,

But tastes like pure nostalgia from a July of days gone by.

 

Beside it spins the Tiger’s Blood, a fierce and mighty brew,

Which sounds like it belongs inside a solstice barbecue.

But don't you fret, it's watermelon, coconut, and strawberry,

A tropical vacation that is sweet and sprightly merry.

 

Then dare to brave the toxic depths of Sour Apple Shock,

A chartreuse so bright it rivals all uranium in stock.

It makes your puckered eyeballs weep, your jawline start to shake,

A grandest brain-freeze catalyst that science had to make.

 

We’ve got the Monster Mango, and the Cherry Blast Supreme,

The Fairy Floss Blizzard from a carnival-tinted dream.

Each name is louder than the last, a marketing delight,

To tempt you toward a sugar rush at seven PM at night.

 

So, pull the sticky lever, let the icy slurry flow,

Mix three or four together for a tie-dye coloured show.

It’s a frozen cup of chaos, with a name that’s way too loud—

This undisputed champion of the sweaty summer crowd!

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Author: crypticbard (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 1st, 2026 05:26
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 2


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