Television

Kevin Hulme

I can watch TV at anytime,

Throughout the day would suit me fine.

And late at Night I'm often seen,

Sitting for Hours by the Giant Screen.

But it's a Solumn fact you must believe-

If you switched it ON,  I would have to leave.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 8th, 2026 19:01
  • Comment from author about the poem: Apart from the odd Gold Nugget: It's Wall -to - Wall trash.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 5
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  • sorenbarrett

    Is it the control or the choice of program that is the issue. Well written

    • Kevin Hulme

      Apart from the Odd Documentary , Film etc : It's Reality TV I can't abide. 'The Other Bennet Sister' was worth the TV Licence alone. Yes we have to have a Licence for a TV.
      Thank you for Reading.

      • sorenbarrett

        I have gone further and haven't watched any TV in over two years

      • Doggerel Dave

        So You must pay a license fee to watch tv, much of it garbage? The blank screen has the ability to clarify the mind, I would hope.. Does an agency like Fair Trading exist there? Or link to your PC and seek out a You tube kaleidoscope or any thing other than Reality TV.
        Can't find anything funny in this at all.....😂

        • Kevin Hulme

          You have to pay for a Licence or the BBC will want to know why. But there are increasing Numbers that are not getting one. Never do You tube or Social media.
          As long as I have a Book , I'm happy.
          Thank you for Reading.

        • arqios

          Same here, it's more part of the furniture and interior decoration. 🕊️🙏📺



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