Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
o hail the
the placement
of the phallus,
mighty
erect
pointed
projected
by tiny people
with preposterous
position in
proximity to the
phallic structure
add
peanut butter
for taste
rounds the edges
glides right in.
smile
they know you’ll
enjoy it
but don’t love it
it’s theirs
and they will
ban or worse
to keep it that way.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, May 13, 2026.
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Author:
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Offline) - Published: May 13th, 2026 06:33
- Comment from author about the poem: Part of the Truth, Applied collection.
- Category: Sociopolitical
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- Users favorite of this poem: Carlos Alberto BUSTILLOS, Paul Bell, GenXer Sharon 🙏🍀, Teddy.15
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This may put me off peanut butter! haha 🕊️🙏🙃
Haha, my friend…then my work here is complete 🤣🥜 Though honestly, the peanut butter was innocent in all this. Collateral damage only 😂 🥜🤣🖤
exactly, more's the pity 🤣🙏🕊️
Mr P. Solus or whatever his name is - spinach and peanut butter does he want?! lol.
🤣 Ol’ Popeyeus Glug Maximus Solus accepts all offerings of spinach and peanut butter…though historians remain divided on whether the mixture opened portals or merely clogged them forever. Also, fun fact, the peanut butter mixed with canned spinach juice becomes peanut brine...so be careful asking for PB...make sure to spell it out or your ol\' glugger might hand you a Peanut Brine and Jelly sandwich for lunch instead...comes on either a soggy bagel or, you guessed it, a soggy baguette. 🤣🥜🥬 That takes a very specialized palate, as you can imagine! 😂🖤🙏
Outstanding
Much appreciated, my friend! I had a feeling this one was either going to fully connect or completely explode on impact 😂🖤🙏 Glad it landed for you!
That picture has it all. Unity, Pride, Faith, throw in the family, and that peanut butter will fly.
Or you'll buy it and their profits will fly up.
🤣 Paul, somewhere a corporate boardroom is absolutely discussing “family values peanut butter synergy metrics” as we speak 😂🥜 Glad you caught the satire beneath the absurdity, my friend 🖤🙏
Peanut butter? Great write Tristan
🤣 Thank you so much, Sharon! And yes…the peanut butter somehow survived the editing process and demanded representation. Thankfully, no peanut butter was harmed in the making of this poem 😂🥜 All jokes aside, thanks again, my friend! 🖤
You wrote erect! 🤣 lol oh Tristan you are a great sport. 🌹
Haha, Teddy…meanwhile the word “erect” is sitting there like “I can’t believe I survived publication and made it past moderation.” 🤣😂 Appreciate you, my friend 🖤🙏
Political possibly? Metaphor maybe? Symbolic ....... Good one my friend
🤣 Soren, I think the answer is probably “yes” to all three+ 😂 Political, metaphorical, symbolic, religious, we could keep adding, I am sure…and somehow still peanut-butter-adjacent 🤣🥜 Always grateful for your thoughtful reads, my friend 🖤🙏
You are most welcome Tristan
Progress according to Sigmund Freud.A fascinating poem filled with strength and vigar. Well done
Haha, David…hadn't thought of freaking Freud, but yes, indeed.🤣 Between Freud, politics, religion, symbolism, and peanut butter, this poem has apparently become a very strange multidisciplinary experience. 😂🥜🖤🙏
Never had Peanut butter. People in old adds all look the same. A fine write.
Cor blimey Guv'nor, I'm trying desperately hard to develop a nut allergy .. Neville 😎🖤🐦⬛🐈⬛🐧🐧🎵🎵👍
The play with words is simply outstanding 🤔
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