Extreme anguished agony courtesy cyber smokey and the bandits

poet2rhyme4tommorrow

accursed hellacious fate
only death be not proud can vanquish
shredding tapestry of my struggle
pessimally functioning
since birth wrought warp and weft,
hence the following
screams PayPal virtual theft
high and dry finances of mine
finding me tempted
to sever ties with the living
by exiting stage door left
impossible mission to summon forth
adequate escape velocity with ample heft
courtesy the following
stealthy and effed
up embarkation finding me
plunging ever deeper
wordsmith into a black hole son
while I did dodder (daughter) along
invisible ploy dirty deeds
done dirt cheap yet deft
rendering psyche of mine cleft
finding funds of mine bereft.

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Übermensch merely minding his p's and q's

regularly targeted courtesy
fraudulent cyberspace schemers
that truck in plucking
adopting façade of quite familiar
and successful brand
domain name or URL,
not only mimicking recognizable logo
but pulling out all the stops
when copying template
videlicet merchant of Venice
or other legitimate vendor
with the ultimate motive
to steal money
from unsuspecting victim
such as the following email sent to me
alias harris40tude at
America online dot com
which found me aghast with madness
and immediate suicidal ideation,
cuz as an individual cursed
with anticipatory anxiety,
body dysgraphia, dysmorphia,
dyspathy (towards self),
dystaxia (once again yours truly -
me, whose tight muscles
predispose and hidebound him
to falling up stairs,
tripping over his own two feet,
and sliding into the behavioral sink),
plus I attest to being
afflicted with dysthymia.

Time and again yours truly
daily lives a nightmare
cause Capital one struck again
a separate issue
from the PayPal issue
and I feel mad
as a red bull in a China shop
and wonder if switching
to another bank
or Credit Union –
such as Trumark
would be a safer bet,
but methinks that taking
money matters with other banking issue
would be equally
as prone for yours truly
to be perilously
tossed and and turned
whereby financial agitation
would recur as often
as these aggravating instances
of outright information superhighway robbery,
and wonder if suing the pants
off ferocious fiends
would be a worthwhile
course of action to take
triggering one after another
blistering mental,
physical and spiritual whiplash.

 

No doubt other people
experience feeling beside themselves

linkedin to tapping their debit

and or credit bank number

plus last four digits

of their social security number

and hearing with utter shock
life savings for a nest egg

stolen without any trace
of the shell, thus file a claim

and hope funds get restored.





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