Bountiful fiendish – Nostradamus right on the (ahem) money for 2026

Bountiful fiendish – Nostradamus right on the (ahem) money for 2026

Where true-believers (NOT this skeptic despite horrific from a commander in chief seeks to be beatific), and interpreters point to several verses in his 1555 book "Les Prophéties" as potential warnings for 2026.

One of ninety nine point nine percent who wallow in despair of our 2020 Hyundai Elantra repossessed, being evicted, but fortunately not food insecure courtesy obscene trillionaire when so much can be gifted to help alleviate global issues such as ones battering all creatures great and small, but unfortuneately, he would rather know that most of us (none by name, but many like yours truly) live hand to mouth just getting by receiving government succor the writer of these words in the form of social security disability, which in how few years may virtually become boarded and shuttered with a sign posting dismantling or completely razing benefits courtesy Social Security Administration (SSA): An independent federal agency within the executive branch. It handles all retirement, disability, and survivor benefits, as well as the Supplemental Security Income (SSI) program, and the latest AOL headline Trump threatens to pull unemployment benefits from all states for the first time in history definitely tantamount to witness weapons of mass destruction unleashed, and unwittingly finding myself a frequent target for those who enjoy stealing meager money from the indigent also down as the underclass viz hitting time and again my paltry Citizen Bank checking accounts showcasing their electronic stealth tactics to snatch legal tender right under my nose to steal, and reveling in joie de vivre at the mental health affects and emotional toll such as exacerbating anxiety and panic attacks of mine,
which trigger suicidal ideation, no matter prescription medication a dogsend to tamp down feeling like a tightrope walker (cue The Flying Wallenda's) plummeting to his demise id est essentially a black hole sun which takes one back to the future.

Elon Musk, the first but not the last
obscenely wealthy trillionaire
now owns planet Earth,
and will soon own
the solar system,
Milky Way, (whereby
his countless progeny
will become to him
(where hymns will be written and sung -
no tithing him allowed)
as nouveau riche,
and actually upon conception
hashtagged as an heiress or heir
and subsequently be minted
as instant potential benefactors
(who most likely follow
in their father's footsteps)
to inherit lifelong payday after birth,
whereat each daughter
and/or son will be a galaxy apiece,
and the cosmos
will thus be conceded
to Musk rug rats
(one for all and all for one)
particularly to obey the credo
to be fruitful and multiply
disparaging and nay-saying,
against scathing reports
and an ever increasing proportion
of the population genetically linkedin,
thus copulating against the taboo of incest
an impossible (aery) mission to avoid,
nevertheless sizable healthy
hot pockets of resistance
analogous to controllable
flashpoints of fire that erupt
and get extinguished courtesy hoses
gushing with seminal fluid
immediately inducing an aphrodisiac side effect,
particularly women of child bearing age
suddenly provoked to engage
in saturnalian capering
hence impossible mission to escape
the base animal urge and proclivity

toward indulgences of the flesh
whereat fecund nymphomaniacs enjoy a field day
(which usually extends into a week,

sometimes month or even year -
particularly if crop yields
less than fertile outcome
triggering uninhibited genitalia grabbing
courtesy barenaked ladies
on the prowl for
handy dandy blue's clue

drawn to males
who exude a musky odor

which spur frenzied gals
even so called
prim and proper women
habituated to a severely
sexually restrictive upbringing
(since father knows best -
cannot stop nor thwart
cavorting pussy cats
dripping whet pheromone laden
Homo sapiens sapiens
assigned xx chromosomal
the typical pair of sex chromosomes
that determines biological female sex
in humans and many other mammals
synchronized and harmonized with virile males

totally oblivious to canonized courting rituals
but when let loose ala Pandora's box
(originally a jar) contained
all the evils and miseries of the world,
including sickness, death, greed, and violence
after Pandora opened said box
out of curiosity,
she unleashed these plagues upon humanity,
but she managed to close the lid
just in time to trap Hope inside,

thus dear reader(s)
equal distribution of wealth
ought to be a man/woman date.