One for the Road

Kevin Hulme

My Father being a Thief is just to much to bare,

I can't believe it to be true and it's driving me spare. 

For he's earning his living on a Motorway,

And I can't bring it to mind that he's stealing each day-

But one look in his Room and the Signs are all there.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 18th, 2026 16:07
  • Comment from author about the poem: I'm thinking of going to a Fancy dress ball as a Giant Screwdriver. That should turn some Heads when I arrive.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 13
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • arqios

    I can see his room with all the traffic signs and paraphernalia, witches hats and roadwork signs etc.!

    • Kevin Hulme

      Yes , thank you. And for Reading.

      • arqios

        Most welcome KevinπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ™

      • sorenbarrett

        A fun read nicely written

        • Kevin Hulme

          Thank you. I always find Limericks easier to do.
          More fun. Other types of Poams are a 'Two Pipe Problem'. Thank you for your message.

          • sorenbarrett

            You are most welcome. You are a fast smoker most of my poems are three to four pipes

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Kevin, haha, you got me with this one. I spent the first half wondering where on earth it was going, only to arrive at the punchline and immediately grin. Nicely played, my friend. πŸŒΉπŸ–€πŸ™πŸ•―οΈπŸ¦β€β¬›

            • Kevin Hulme

              Thank you for Reading. Appreciate it. And the fave. πŸš—πŸš™



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