as a dancing swan
i had a dream
i was louis vuitton
not no regular pawn
but vuitton—that bag
ain’t wearing no hag—
oops, that will get
someone to rag—
stalemate.
and back to vuitton,
as in louis,
except i wanted everything
bluey
pool clean,
dive in,
come out
the color
of paul giamatti
bluey.
frankly,
then muniz
said to manson,
marilyn that is,
not charlie,
“dreamy louis...”
i blinked,
realized indeed
i was now vuitton
bluey,
resurrected—
i confess,
in the image of
one nicknamed,
“Chewie”.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, June 23, 2026.
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Author:
Tristan Robert Lange (
Online) - Published: June 23rd, 2026 11:22
- Comment from author about the poem: Part of the Wait. What?!? collection.
- Category: Surrealist
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Comments4
Have I got the films mixed up? Chewbacca, that Obi guy with saber; etc?! lol. We have Oi Be and I Yam. What rubbish we talk! lol.
Orchi, I am relieved to report that you have not mixed up the films…you have merely wandered into the Wait. What?!? collection where such distinctions are considered optional. 🤣 One minute it’s Chewbacca, the next it’s Obi guy with saber, then somehow we’re all Louis Vuitton handbags dipped in Blue Paul Giamatti. Beautiful madness, my friend! 🦢💙🙏✨
Is Chewie in the group with Popeye & Co? And how's The Baters? WCAT here. lol.
Names and objects all connected in this poem Tristan. From a bag and a name to colors and crimes. A fun read with many inlays.
Soren, you caught the spirit of it, my friend! 🤣 This one definitely operates by association rather than logic. Once the dream starts rolling, names, objects, colors, and oddball references all seem to grab hands and head off in the same direction. Glad you had fun with it! 🦢💙🙏✨
My pleasure Tristan
LOL I frown at the bags that turn credit cards to rags. What A weird and wonderful dream I could definitely see you as a swan though 🌹
Teddy, 🤣 “credit cards to rags” is a fantastic way of putting it! Louis Vuitton and my bank account have never exactly been close friends. Glad you enjoyed the weirdness, my friend. And a swan? I’ll take that over a goose any day! 🦢💙🙏✨
If you can afford a Louis bag, you've got too much money.
Mind you, all those charactors could fit into a Louis bag.
Why do womens handbags weigh a ton, what's in them.
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