Some terrible News and such a Shame,
For Planners of Birthdays and Weddings again.
The Sales of Balloons are disappointingly down,
The Company announced when the figures were found:
For Inflation they say is the culprit to blame.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: June 24th, 2026 18:45
- Category: Humor
- Views: 17
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments5
A fun read with word play better than deflation I guess.
Deflation? Not since Viagra. Thanks for Reading.👍
Oh that type.... does it have to be blown up?
My past Girlfriends were never 'Blown-Up.
They were all real.😗
That's good to hear
Enjoy your humor
Thank you for your message and Reading.
Your warning is a tad too late, mate - the balloon went up a good while back...
Hate it when my Tad is late. Overslept as usual no doubt. Thanks for Reading.
In that kind of heat oversleep all you want...
Very Hot at the Moment 🔥
Same advice I gave orchi:
Cold shower or sit in front of fan and spray yourself with water.
love a double entendre 🎈🕊️🙏🤩
Your not wrong. Nothing like a good 'Carry on' film to make you smile. Thanks for Reading.
Most enjoyable smiles as well!
Kevin, this gave me a good laugh! 🤣 The steady build-up makes the final line pop beautifully, and the play on "inflation" is delightfully cheeky. A fun little piece, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏
Thank you. Appreciate you Reading it and the Comment.
Thank you for the fave. 👍🎈🎈
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