There's some Recent News that got me Riled,
It a little bit Odd and really quite Wild.
When Small my Mother would bathe me in -
Australian Larger right up to my Chin.
So it's came as a Shock to be a 'Foster' Child.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: June 25th, 2026 18:49
- Category: Humor
- Views: 27
- Users favorite of this poem: ms.divine, Teddy.15, Tristan Robert Lange

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Comments5
Clever use of words and their play to make the poem work. Well done
Thank you. Appreciate you Reading.
You are most welcome Kevin
To think I once drank that stuff: I have more sophisticated, and dare I say safer, tastes now....
'I never drink anything stronger than Pop. But then my Pop drinks like a Fish'. Groucho Marx.
Thanks for the Read and Comment.
lol
Good one, KevinποΈππ€£
Thank you. The Title is a Pun on the Film 'Babys Day Out'. Appreciate you Reading it.
Appreciate the chuckle.
Kevin, this is great fun. The whole thing rolls along so naturally, then that last line sneaks up and delivers the laugh. I thoroughly enjoyed this one, my friend. πΉπ€ππ―οΈπ¦ββ¬
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for the fave also. π
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