Please Don’t Piss On My Leg

Please Don’t Piss On My Leg  

And call it glory  

I know your tale  

I know your story

Don’t drip your lies  

And name them light  

Don’t crown your mess  

As something right

Don’t bless my skin  

With fake baptizing

Your holy rain 

Ain’t that surprising

I see your stream 

Your little spell

You call it truth

I smell it well

You mark your myth

You paint your claim

You try to brand  

My leg with blame

But I’m not stone

I’m not your shrine

Your ritual leak  

Won’t make me mine

So keep your rain

Your sacred trick

Your mercy move  

Ain’t magic slick

My leg stays dry

My truth stays big

Don’t piss on me  

And call it fig