Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read π, Write βοΈ, Rise π , Realize π€―.
Tristan πΉπ€ππ―οΈπ¦ββ¬
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read π, Write βοΈ, Rise π , Realize π€―.
Tristan πΉπ€ππ―οΈπ¦ββ¬
damn.
thought i was a man.
turns out i am tinker bell
looking for peanut butter pan.
now i am stuck in a labeled can.
this has seriously fucked my plan.
damn!
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, June 30, 2026.
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- Comment from author about the poem: Part of the Wait. What?!? collection. Sorry, Walt...my Tinkβs a ginger. π
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simple but highly effective piece my friend, much enjoyed read
Thank you so much, Norman! π I'm really glad it landed for you. Sometimes the shortest ones are the ones that insist on showing up. I truly appreciate you reading, my friend! π§π€π₯π
always welcome
A hard swerve into absurdity, like identity slipping on a banana peel and landing in a punchline you didnβt plan.
Itβs messy, funny, and a little desperateβthe kind of humor that shows up when things stop making sense.
Thank you so much, Thomas! π I love that image of identity slipping on a banana peel. π Sometimes the best thing to do when everything stops making sense is to let the absurdity have the floor for a minute. I'm really glad you came along for the ride, my friend! π§π€π₯π
A mild title compared to my poem beginning 'Ohh, F, F, and F' and furthermore 'Grrr, F, F, F, and F'! And Fido's ears are burning now. Tone it down, he says! lol.
ππ€£ Orchi, compared to your opening barrage, mine is practically Sunday school language! Tell Fido his ears are safe...for now. π For how long? That's the question. π€£ π§π€π₯π
Tristan the whole theme of Peter Pan was a boy that would not grow up. The idea of being a man is foiled by this. Tinkerbell the symbolism of imagination and the wonder of imagination of childhood. Peanut butter a childhood staple and the idea of it being stuck in a labeled can brings the thought of how we are all stuck with labels that we can not escape. So with all this how does one become a man? The note of her being a ginger speaks to creativity and passion, being unique and fiery. Damn is that an expression of disdain or a condition damned to this state? Very nice my friend
Thank you so much, Soren. π I really enjoyed reading where this poem took you. You're absolutely right that the labels are part of what was on my mind, and I think you're onto something with the larger question of identity as well. It's funny how a little absurdity can end up asking some surprisingly serious questions. Thank you for sharing your reflections, my friend!
Side note: Did J.M. Barrie foresee Peter would become a Peanut Butter brand? π€·ββοΈ As for Tink, she is still pissed she's stuck in that sticky can. π€£ π§π€π₯π
That's a sticky question
I tried being a man, but the council slapped me down with a fine, and now I must identify as number 97.
Got a feeling even tinkerbell is heading foir the hills.
ππ€£ Number 97! Paul, I don't know why, but that absolutely cracked me up. I have a feeling Tink saw the paperwork coming and decided Neverland suddenly wasn't far enough away. π€£ Thanks for the laugh, my friend! π§π€π₯π
Your teeth and bones are going to rot too! You're f......!
π€£π€£ Mutley, well that's one way to brighten a fellow's day! At this point, I think poor Tink is far more worried about escaping the peanut butter can than the dentist. π Thanks for the laugh, my friend! π§π€π₯π
Rather a sincere and emotional work. A fave, my friend!
Thank you so much, cellinic! π I'm really touched that this one resonated with you, especially enough to become a favorite. That truly means a lot to me, my friend! π§π€π₯π
Will she ever be released π€nice one
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