A Traffic Report I need to mention,
And two specific Vehicles being the ones in Question.
A Lorry overturned carrying Products by 'Vicks',
Another with 'Nasal Spray' to add to the Mix.
Police do not expect there will be any Traffic Congestion.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: June 30th, 2026 11:55
- Comment from author about the poem: Went to a Meeting for Kleptomaniacs the other night. Couldn't get in . The seats were all taken.
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange

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Comments4
I love wordplay and all the more so when humorous this one meets both requirements. Lovely.
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it 🚗🚙👍
Most welcome Kevin
Kevin, you are at it again. Is there no end to the confusion you inflict upon me....? 'Better not be - I have absolutely no wish to return to the so called sane world...
Glad you enjoyed it. 👍
Much humour interwoven with truths. 🙏🏻🕊️
Thank you. Appreciate you reading this.
Most welcome, Kevin 🙏🕊️
Kevin, this gave me a good laugh! 🤣 I didn't see that punchline coming, and it's exactly the kind of groaner that earns a smile. Nicely done, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you for the fave and taking the time to Read it. 👍🚙🚗
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