Clear Road Ahead

Kevin Hulme

A Traffic Report I need to mention,

And two specific Vehicles being the ones in Question.

A Lorry overturned carrying Products by 'Vicks',

Another with 'Nasal Spray' to add to the Mix.

Police do not expect there will be any Traffic Congestion.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 30th, 2026 11:55
  • Comment from author about the poem: Went to a Meeting for Kleptomaniacs the other night. Couldn't get in . The seats were all taken.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 13
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    I love wordplay and all the more so when humorous this one meets both requirements. Lovely.

    • Kevin Hulme

      Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it 🚗🚙👍

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome Kevin

      • Doggerel Dave

        Kevin, you are at it again. Is there no end to the confusion you inflict upon me....? 'Better not be - I have absolutely no wish to return to the so called sane world...

        • Kevin Hulme

          Glad you enjoyed it. 👍

        • arqios

          Much humour interwoven with truths. 🙏🏻🕊️

          • Kevin Hulme

            Thank you. Appreciate you reading this.

            • arqios

              Most welcome, Kevin 🙏🕊️

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              Kevin, this gave me a good laugh! 🤣 I didn't see that punchline coming, and it's exactly the kind of groaner that earns a smile. Nicely done, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

              • Kevin Hulme

                Thank you for the fave and taking the time to Read it. 👍🚙🚗



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