You can call me AI

Kevin Hulme

As I've often wondered if such things are true,

I went to a Seance quite out of the blue.

A Scary old lady by the Name Madam Clare,

Called out to the Void if anyone is there.

And Lo and Behold a Chatbot came through.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 15th, 2026 18:54
  • Comment from author about the poem: We will now sing Hymns: 'What a friend we have in Siri'. And 'Nearer Tilly Norwood, to thee'. Amen.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 31
  • Users favorite of this poem: Friendship, Teddy.15, Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read that uses rhyme to pull the reader along. Nicely done

    • Kevin Hulme

      Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you.

      • sorenbarrett

        You are very welcome Kevin

      • arqios

        Satire is not dead! Most enjoyed πŸ™πŸ•ŠοΈ

        • Kevin Hulme

          Thank you. There's to much food in the World for Satire to go hungry. Thank you for Reading and sending a Comment.

        • Friendship

          I enjoy your humor, but I don't like AI. I am still windows ten. Your statement revolves around the intersection of technology and the supernatural, specifically exploring the idea of artificial intelligence as a form of communication with the unknown.

          • Kevin Hulme

            Thank you. Chatbots are everywhere. So it was of no surprise to find one at a Seance.
            I wouldn't say they is any deep meaning in my Poem. Just a joke. Thank you for Reading.

            • Kevin Hulme

              Thank you for the fave πŸ‘

            • Demar Desu

              Instead of amen maybe Ami

              • Kevin Hulme

                Ami Indeed. Thank you.

              • Teddy.15

                LOL was it Alexa? 🀣 This is hilarious and very much appreciated this Thursday morning,

              • Doggerel Dave

                Are you adding to the fears that AI will take over and humans will be relegated to the ether in exchange (lets see how long it takes for our species to stuff that up) while the bots live harmoniously here...?
                Thanks for the warning...!

                • Kevin Hulme

                  Take over Humans? 'Danger Will Robinson, Danger'. Thank you for Reading.

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  Kevin, you got me with this one. The title may clue us in a bit, but the buildup still lands...I had to chuckle when the chatbot answered the call instead of a spirit. Clever, playful write, my friend. πŸŒΉπŸ–€πŸ™πŸ•―οΈπŸ¦β€β¬›

                  • Kevin Hulme

                    I must admit, I had a different title altogether, but 'You can call me AI' was to tempting.
                    Thank you for Reading and the fave. πŸ‘πŸ‘»πŸ€–

                  • RSM0812

                    Very irie. AI is a different dimension sometimes.

                    • Kevin Hulme

                      Can't get away from it . Thank you for Reading

                    • NafisaSB

                      This rings true in today’s world of AI πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

                      • Kevin Hulme

                        Yes , thank you for Reading πŸ‘

                        • NafisaSB

                          My pleasure πŸ‘



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