Moonman, I Want to Write About Thee

never be

I write to Moonman on this night

For it is he I want to delight

I was not here for his recent chanting

Nor was I here to hear his nigarly panting

 

The alt-right made him their symble

The once lavish archon that McDonalds did use

And I wasn't present when the commercials did air

The ones where they replaced knife with tonight

 

I want to write a Moonman fanfic

So bad that it's become a muse

With Runic Kabbalah in it's subtext

Sprinkled with the white supremacy of Moonman's toons

 

Never will I write such language 

Of hail chanting these racist songs

With Kabbalah and ancient symbols

And Trinity symbolism.

 

I want to write of hail threw elk

White Powers and gods of pagan things

With white supremacy as their greasy condament

Baby, it's Mac Tonight

  • Author: never be (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 16th, 2026 21:19
  • Comment from author about the poem: I've been wanting to write a six-part fanfic based on the Elder Futhark spelling of "white" and about the YTMND character Moonman; I would like the bubtext in some of them to include runic kabbalah.
  • Category: Fable
  • Views: 1


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