I'm sorry My dick is so small
As are,quite frankly,My balls
But when You feel My tongue
You'll forget I'm unhung
And tell Your Husband "don't come home at all".
A tale some may perceive twisted
One Night this woman insisted
That I lick Her twat
But with the caveat
That Her ass must first have been fisted
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Author:
Mystery\'s Creation (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 17th, 2026 21:04
- Category: Erotic
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Comments2
Always liked limericks these for mature audiences only.
Hello.I hope this finds You well.
I apologize profusely if these offended You,as that was far from My intent.I'm merely inviting people to summon the atypical mindset that society tells them to suppress...Mischief is just a way to deviate from the tediousness of what's considered normal.Laughter is the best medicine,regardless of how one takes it.
I hope You and Yours have a great,safe,peaceful and cool Night and upcoming Week and if You're in an area that's been affected by the wildfires or their smoke,please continue to act accordingly so as to ensure Your safety.😊👍
No offense taken, I'm hard to offend but can be offensive myself from time to time. You are most welcome
Pass the Smelling Salts Nurse Please.
Enjoyed , as the lady in the Second Limerick would say.
Thanks so much....much appreciated!
You and Yours please have a great,safe,peaceful and cool Night and upcoming Week and if You're in an area that's been affected by the wildfires or their smoke,please continue to act accordingly so as to ensure Your safety.😊👍
Thank you . 👍
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