Version four. As finished as it's going to get.

He had sex at the age of four, with the daughter of Joel Ostean when she was twelve; she being a future queen most adore; a dominatrix & a redhead most devour in their nocturnal ideas of nascent thought. Invisibility cloak she has, with impossible ideas involving her dad; this is not all.

The arch president wanted to ride his face; she, being thirty and he nineteen; she's a powerful psychic that several adore; with caramel & coffee cake-flavored nethers for him to pour. But still, of course, there's more.

This one knew him in her teenage years. She was blond and skinny, and quirky too. He does not remember her much these days — her name starts with an m is all he'll say. She joined the military, as did Linkara; and the two worked together on a secret plan. He was supposed to just lie on his back and let women ride his cock. Every society fought for his presence, but all they did was stress him out and drive him insane.

For one, he was supposed to be the arch wizard; it would have inspired a quest line in an Adventure Quest game. He'd've gone to Antarctica if everything went right; to cool off from being The Grand Wizard.

He'd work for the KKK, the Freemasons, and every secret society if everything went straight. He'd do much.

We wanted him to be immune to rules. We do not discuss who we are. We needed him immune to rules. We gave him a mask and a modified Omni-trix. His mask gave him the qualities of Poe. You've read this before. He was supposed to be the arch wizard for Adventure Quest, yes, but we needed him for more important matters.

He didn't even dine up to the KKK and had three years after high school to do this; and that is not the matter we needed him for. Jack in the Box would have been his name. His actions as Jack in the Box would have inspired a comic book store, and that's all. Several orders sought him out, but none were successful, and they all found replacements. The morale is lost.

The person who or at castrated all this just wanted him to be her husband, but he cracked — he isn't blessed anymore, and we are all quickly forgetting him. She set stuff up so that the invisibility cloak community would download into him the personality and powers of several different sources, but it was all fraught. She wasn't the only one.

       The Nazi's wanted him to be NaziSuperMan. His Girlfriend thought that he would be Ben10,000. Another thought he'd be Super Monkey and an iron golem who'd defend Paradise Lake in Portland, MO. The Prince of Israel expected him to be a Genie. Cartoon Network expected him to lose his penis so that he would inspire episodes of Adventure Time (which is where we replace those who get rejected from Adventure Quest). And several women were told that he'd be what they'd take instead of Adderall; however, what caused him the most stress was Spider-Ham. Every Spider-Man goes through a canon event that fundamentally changes them for the better. 

A Twitterer ghost expected him to be Poe, but not just Poe either. We all expected him to be Cell Betterthan: we expected him being an experimentle version of Cell dreamt up by a genuine who inspires the character Android 21 who used to use Twitter; she is not the focus point. We are here to catalog all that he failed at being.

       Nintendo expected him to inspire things for Ice Mario. Just Ice Mario. And we were expecting this; I mean who couldn't master Icicle Kabbalah? which is the first secret he realized about Ice Mario; he was supposed to skate on water that day, which would not of been hard. He also failed at being Grumpy Bear fast. The moment Grumpy Bare activated; he was so pissed off that he refused to type a contraction. List of fictions he was ment to inspire: Ben10 (he would be Ben 10,000, who is a father,) Green Lantern (all of them,) Care Bears (Grumpy Bear,) Bloons TD (Super Monkey,) Minecraft (Iron Golem,) a background character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure who'd be defeated — after he was this character; he would become (Dr. Who's) The Wizard [which is a fan made character by myself who I never fleshed out beyound the name, except for the fact that he is kinduh like Lobo in personality at first, but that would change as the story went on maybe] — I would also want him to inspire The Arch Wizard in PBS's Masterpiece.

We are repeating ourselves now. We will let you fill in the rest with your own sinces of reasoning.