Alpine murder

            Plotting, plotting, you vicious beast,

            Abandonment is a cruel punishment,

            Leaving someone to die in the mountains is tantamount to murder.

            Call it a trap, a death sentence. That’s slaughter right there.

            Human-like creatures and folklore monsters,

            Dark forests and endless lakes,

            Dangerous places for paranoid women like me.

            If you choose to do this,

            You’d better pray I don’t find my way back.

            Break my legs lest my heart,

            Or you’ll get a little psychotic at night.