"Oi! Dale`n`Chip
The axis
Powers of craving and anxiety
Are invading our territory
The sons of bitches
Are after our riches!
If we don`t locate
A master of the inner worlds
We`ll be hurled
Out through the temple gates
Imagina-
-tion`s about to take
An almighty hit its
Gonna run out of gas
When our honey ojas
Is consumed
By those loons!"
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Author:
Mutley Ravishes (
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Comments2
More honey I say and keep the loons away. A good read
More honey, on the money!
Indeed
Mutley, this is gloriously unhinged! 🤣 A full-scale metaphysical crisis entrusted to two wily cartoon chipmunks...what could possibly go wrong? Loved this, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Can Chip'n'Dale save the day? God only knows!
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