wood you?

Tristan Robert Lange


Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:

Read πŸ‘“, Write ✍️, Rise πŸŒ…, Realize 🀯.

Tristan πŸŒΉπŸ–€πŸ™πŸ•―οΈπŸ¦β€β¬›
well, sure,
we would—
should?—
if only
we could
stroke the
rugged wood—
splintergasm—
did it feel good?
 
looked like it
from where i stood.
 
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved. 
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, July 27, 2026.
 
Tittu
  • Author: Tristan Robert Lange (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 27th, 2026 08:39
  • Comment from author about the poem: Part of the Wait. What?!? collection.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 16
  • Users favorite of this poem: Paul Bell
  • In collections: Wait. What?!?.
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  • nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

    good write my friend,

  • Demar Desu

    Haha another slick erotic write! They say art reflects life, I hope you’re doing well TRL!

  • orchidee

    Oops, good write T. lol.

  • sorenbarrett

    Where I grew up a woody was one of two thing one a station wagon with the old fake wood siding or well you know. A splintergasm another neologism for me but it makes sense in this context. I wonder about deforestation or forest fires under such circumstances. Loved the rhyme my friend

  • Paul Bell

    No tree was harmed in this sex act.
    Which maybe can't be said for the one hugging the tree.
    They do say fresh air is good for you, and who am I to argue.

  • David Wakeling

    An interesting journey here.An enjoyable read

  • Thomas W Case

    This playful piece dances with sound, rhythm, and word invention, creating a mischievous energy that feels both clever and unexpected. I enjoyed the humor and the bold imagination woven through such a compact little poem.



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