damn it! where’s my eggs!
“non-vegan” I can’t eat this!
*I proceed to starve*
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Author:
Demar Desu (Pseudonym) (
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- Category: Haiku
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Demar, this is absolutely hilarious! š¤£ I have encountered this peculiar species before...eternally thankful until the universe delivers something slightly different from what they ordered. Apparently, humility and brunch make very uneasy companions! Loved this, my friend! š¹š¤ššÆļøš¦āā¬
Demar I love when the title is longer than the poem the sarcasm is wonderful. Yes eggs don't fit a vegan. Well done
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