Draft 5.

His power level was supposed to be function over form over 9,000. His power level wouldn't necessarily be over 9,000; we would just make sure that it would play the function of an over 9,000 power level. We would balance his power with an app that alters psychics' physiology, only used by [ghost]s. With it, you can alter their any quality, including who they federally are, and the characters that they have the federal powers of.

       This lad was destined for greatness. There was an arch wizard plan, a grand wizard plan; he'd be in charge of the KKK and die being part of every world order & secret society. We better give him a name; his name both was and still is [Jack Matter,] but he is no longer able of knowing this. Mr. Matter was, and still is, a man hard for me to describe; but beneath the mental illness he once exuded creativity — be his creativity be understood or not; most people, including Mr. Matter, lack the words to be able to describe the ideas that Jack, Mr. Matter, would dream up. One instance of this is when he dreamt something up at the age of 11 that was retroactively incomporial. 

       What most people didn't know about was the warpedatude of his mind, or the power he held because of what he'd seen. His father would, yes, show him in repeat dark fiction of some of the most terrifying when seen at the age of young; but one of the cartoons, when anilized, has a name that means: a but load of mag; and it got that name for a reason.

       The show that will stay unnamed was made by every department of the company now known as AT&T and the origin of the cartoon is forced to stay in mystery, because one child, one of The Witnessess, one who saw Super Buu and developed super powers from him, (why—most of them even worship him, Super Buu) saw a smoothy cup dizined to mix three smoothy flavors together. Already confined to the horrible superpowers Super Buu gave him, his mind was transformed once more upon cracking this narrative device. Upon watching Super Buu, Jack, as a child, split the difrince between every letter;—Japaneas, Elder Furthark, Proto-Indo-Europian, Futhork, Egyptian, Etruscan, etc. Jack understood the meaning of not just very root, but every letter - which is what tought him the meaning of every root.

       Now, he had a blog, he had super powers, and possessed a love for Dada Art... What more could a four(?)-year-old ask for? And something to mention is not all his story has been told up to the point that we are.