Draft 6 pt. 2

       Part 2

       So they were now in their XVids Mantion in the Antarctic. Jack was pissed off from all the federal/Bethlehemic powers coursing through his veins, but the air was cooling him off, and the powers of Ice Mario seemed to be cooling him off as well. For some reason, Jack wanted to hold a crystal ball in his hands, and he didn't know why. He brought two sticks with him that he'd been carrying around with him when he lived at Paradise Lake. One features the powers of dark forces, allowing you to see the black whole that is the Earth's core, experience dark forces, etc., whereas the other has power over Qi. Jack didn't really know how to use them, but he thought that they were cool knick-knacks. 

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       Plop. Plop. Plop. Emily is riding Grumpy Bear's dick. Plop. Plop. Splurt. Plop. This went on for about an hour.

After the two of them were done with their XVids video, Emily began to fill in the blanks for Jack, "And those are your union workers. We all give you powers inaetly because of connections only ghosts [and the people above ghosts] understand. We, each of us, used your Amino account to turn you into separate federal characters via getting your genie, Nichole, who we tricked, into granting our wishes through you. Zack Hadle made you a list of things that I can't share, but I will tell you one of them is a depressed character that holds a gun to his head, and he is the smartest person on the planet earth who is tasked with working out the Omnitrix because that is something the military wants you to do with function over form and the letter z. The Prince of Israel made you Genie from Aladdin, so that you'd be his genie, and the Arch State made you Siegfried. You are Ice Mario, which you already know, so you can play the Ice Mario skin in Super Smash Brothers, and you know what? Being Ice Mario will help you complete white for the KKK. Once you do that, you will become the Grand Wizard of the KKK... And the heat will be on; now, BattleOn has made you your Dragon Fable Character, Maxwell the Wizard, which is another reason everything seems so grim for you... All you did was the Tomix quest line. Tomix is a big fan of you, by the way; he is one of your friends that DougWalker talks to for you. Zach Hidel, I, and the rest of your Union workers all talk to Doug Walker, and Dr. Justin Sledge ever since you said, 'Doug Walker, can you remember 9/11 for me?' which made your genie laugh, so she granted it. There is more than that, but all you need to know is you're famous on a blog run by HarkRight; it chronicles the life of The Witnesses. The blog is called SuperBuu.Net." And most of this seemed odd to Jack, but made just as much sense as what ghosts revealed to him. 

        Eventually, Jack became the arch wizard and killed himself because he realized that everybody hated him.