The Fancy dress Ball begins at Five,
So Something quite novel I tirelessly Strive.
Now dressed as a Screwdriver will be a big hit,
It's certainly Original you have to admit.
And it'll turn a few Heads when I finally arrive.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 8th, 2026 15:51
- Comment from author about the poem: When Damocles was a little baby lying in his Crib: Did the Mobile above him have a little Sword hanging down? Discuss.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 12
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments3
Atropos set to cut the thread holding Damocles on the mobile. A fun read
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
You are most welcome
Oh, Kevin! 😂 I was already amused by the costume choice, and then that final turn of phrase finished the job. Delightfully silly wordplay, exactly as it should be. Thanks for the chuckle, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️
My Pleasure. Thank you for Reading and for the fave.
This is a wonderfully goofy little bit of wordplay, with the screwdriver costume giving the whole thing a playful, absurd charm. The “turn a few heads” ending is a damn perfect pun for the occasion.
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it. 👍🪛🪛
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