I have a short attention span
My wife calls it adhd
I believe it's part of the plan
Long on wind
I am blown away
In a gale of words my minds cast adrift
I lose concentration.
Don't be miffed...
Sharp arrows pierce the heart
Endless teaching
Like a fart.
I may love reading war and peace
But adhd has given me blessed relief.
Just to clarify
About the show
It's not your poetry
In case you didn't know.
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Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (
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Hahaha, Valiantstar! 😂 The clarification at the end got me. There’s something wonderfully self-aware about admitting that sometimes the mind simply checks out regardless of what’s being offered. And “endless teaching / like a fart” certainly brought me back to attention! 🤣 Great fun, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
A bit of tongue in cheek humor here that made me smile. Set in good rhyme it shows the good and bad of attentional problems
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