You saying those long words now?
You know - without any
Wotsits, or thingy-ma-jigs
Or Watcha-ma-callits
You found out the meaning of those words yet?
You know - Carpe Diem, and all that stuff
Even 'et cetera' sounds a bit ... French?!
You escaped from that building on fire yet?
How did ya get out
If the notice on the Fire Door says
'This door must be kept closed at all times'?
Did ya jump out of a window?
You taking one pill three times a day?
How do ya take the same pill
Three times in one day? (Eh?!)
We must know these things!
Though they may be conundrums
Puzzles, riddles, enigmas.....
And may give ya headache
Especially if ya only got three brain cells
To work things out!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: It's bonkers! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
A good one Orchi and you have hit upon government justification for making laws and regulations that they insist that we follow. For us dumb mass' have no right to make our own decisions.
Thank you SB.
You are welcome Orchi
utter madness, loved it
Thank you N. lol.
most welcome
Thoroughly enjoyed O.
Thank you A.
Hahaha, Orchi! 😂 I think the real conundrum is why anyone continues giving you perfectly innocent sentences when you’ve demonstrated repeatedly what you’re going to do to them. Three brain cells or not, they’re apparently working overtime! 🤣 Great fun, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T.
A taunting bantering poem written fantastic. Kudos!
Plz also read and comment my newest poem too
Thank you Z. lol.
This is not a hymn poem is it .. how funny is that eh' .. You can beat an egg but not a beetroot maybe & certainly not a bit of humour now n again .. Neville
Thank you N. Yep, it's a hymn-poem but I couldn't find tune that fitted! lol.
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