Juvenile Sportsman

Tristan Robert Lange

Hunt, Hunt,
I found Mike Hunt,
He played some baseball,
But thought he could punt.
 
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved. 
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, August 13, 2026.
 
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  • Author: Tristan Robert Lange (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 13th, 2026 07:48
  • Comment from author about the poem: Part of the Wait. What?!? collection. For Orchi, ever the sporting fan, evidently.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 38
  • In collections: Wait. What?!?.
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  • Fränz Müller

    Haha excellent!

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      Appreciate you, Fränz! Poor Mikey never stood a chance. 🤣⚾🏈🙏

    • sorenbarrett

      Maybe a Bo Jackson that could play both sports at the highest level. A fun read my friend but somehow I feel it has deeper meaning. Maybe it is just knowing that you always disguise things a bit.

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Thanks, Soren! That tracks. 🤣 I promise, this time Mike Hunt really is just Mike Hunt. ⚾🤣🏈🙏

        • sorenbarrett

          Most welcome my friend

        • orchidee

          Orchi says WCAT! I can say no more. lol.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Orchi, I’m dying. 🤣 WCAT has spoken, the microphones are hot, and absolutely nobody knows what the hell is happening. Or do they? 🤔 ⚾🤣🏈🙏

          • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

            Lovely sporty poem! Thumbs up!

            Plz also read and comment my newest poem too

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              Much appreciated, my friend! Mikey may be questionable at sports, but at least he’s entertaining. 🤣⚾🏈🙏

            • nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

              a fun read my friend

            • Allie561

              This is a fun poem Tristan!

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Thanks, Allie! Sometimes a little juvenile nonsense is exactly what the day needs. ⚾🤣🏈🙏

              • antra.coree

                Woww

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  Thanks so much, Antra! That's about all that can probably be said about this one! 🤣 Glad this goofy little thing got a reaction. ⚾🤣🏈🙏

                • Neville


                  I wonder whether he ever got a whole in one .. if you get my drift .. naughty but nice mate .. 🖤🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🏴🐦‍⬛🐧👍

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    Neville, you filthy bugger. 🤣 I absolutely get your drift...and poor Mikey’s sporting reputation just keeps getting worse. Absolutely love this reply! ⚾🤣🏈🙏

                  • Paul Bell

                    Okay, had to google Mike Hunt, being from the other side of the pond.
                    I'm thinking now, the card is worth more than him.
                    Whish I had kept all my football cards.

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      Paul, I’m dying that you actually had to Google it. 🤣 It would be great to see li'l Mikey Hunt trending on Google! And yes...poor Mikey’s cardboard counterpart may indeed have the brighter financial future. ⚾🤣🏈🙏



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