Lesbian Honey

Syd

Love is love
Of that I'm sure
Just like crystal clear honey
Golden and pure

My neighbours are 
A same sex couple
No parties or noise
Not antisocial

Last week I delivered 
A simple gift
A shade 12 welding glass
To watch the eclipse

Lesbian A was really pleased...
(I decided to protect their identities)

She told me that
Her father kept bees
And has an abundance of 
Fine honeys

It's viscous and sweet 
With a warm loving golden glow 
Would I like a jar?
How could I say no?

Lesbian B 
Then went to her car
Where she procured me
My very own jar

Not hard and set
It's clear and runny
My very special jar
Of lesbian honey 

  • Author: Syd (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 18th, 2026 05:04
  • Comment from author about the poem: True story.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Funny how we take certain aspects of a person and judge them by it. What I consider none of my business becomes an issue of discrimination. People are people and we all are different but somehow the same. Well written

    • Syd

      Hi Sorenbarret, yes people can be judgemental. I'm very tolerant myself, I like people as long as they're good people regardless of their sexuality.

      I hope this read as a lighthearted fun write as I intended. I appreciate any and all honest feedback.

      Thanks for reading and commenting.

      Much appreciated - Syd 🍄

      • sorenbarrett

        My pleasure Syd

      • Paul Bell

        I would say you've hit the jackpot.
        Honey is the nectar of the gods.
        A and B, it seems to me are a dream come true.

        • Syd

          Hi Paul,

          I love honey. It's very good for you too. I hope there's a lot more where that came from.

          Cheers - Syd 🍄

        • Thomas W Case

          This is a warm, goofy little poem about neighborly kindness, with the “lesbian honey” payoff giving it a damn playful twist. I like that the whole thing stays affectionate rather than preachy—the gift goes both ways, and everyone ends up with something sweet.

          • Syd

            Hi Thomas,

            Thank you. That was my intention "affectionate rather than preachy"

            Appreciated - Syd 🍄

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Syd, this is such a charming celebration of neighborly generosity. One thoughtful gesture produces another, and the honey becomes a perfect symbol for the warmth exchanged between people...sweet in every sense, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

            • Syd

              Hi Tristan, that's exactly how this write was intended. They're good neighbours, I hope there's plenty more honey to be had.

              Thank you for your kind comment and support. Much appreciated - Syd 🍄



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