Big Show

From time to time I get me an invite

The big boys want me to see their big show

They dress up for the grand production

Is it them or me that don’t know

They think they’re all big time and that they’ve been around

Seems they wonder how this hillbilly found his way to town

They want me to talk about what I don’t know

Oh man, I’ve made it to the big show

Cause there ain’t nothing like a big show

Running that fifty-two fake-out just for me

Small minded big shots trying to run a game

I’ve seen better actors and been to bigger cities

Somehow all the clowns are related

Playing games and they don’t know the score.

I swear I think some of them are inbred

Wise County deserves so much more

Grew up watching pro wrestling

Figured out fast that it wasn’t real

Played poker in places that I won’t name

Watched closely when the house would deal

Been places they’re afraid to watch on TV

Convicts have played me for a fool

The Wise County circus don’t know what I know

High school girls could take those clowns to school

You know I’m proud to be an expert

Talking to the big boys at the big show