The carpet started whispering tax advice
to the chandelier,
and the chandelier nodded
because it finally felt understood.
My left shoe filed for emancipation
claiming it deserved
a life beyond sidewalks
and the tyranny of gravity.
A flock of clocks migrated south
for the winter,
leaving time behind
like a forgotten suitcase
full of unpaid emotions.
I tried to open the refrigerator
but it screamed
that it was tired of being
the family therapist
for spoiled leftovers.
So I sat on the floor
and negotiated a peace treaty
with my own reflection,
who insisted it was the original
and I was the counterfeit.
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Author:
Lewis O’Carroll (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 19th, 2026 01:09
- Category: Surrealist
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Comments1
A fantastic world presented with personified objects negotiating. Well done
thanks sir!
Most welcome
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