You will be offended

Sugar daddy, dick, cock sucker, bastard, mother fucker, baby rapper, prick
Cradle robber, cougar, sticky lick, gold digger, slut, cunt, sperm bank, rental chick
Fag, bull dyke, fudge packer, lesbo, fruit, fairy, gentleman of the back door
Jugs, balloons, headlights, tits, knockers, boobs, bee stings, dromedary, whore

Bottle blond, artificial intelligence, ditz, bimbo, straw head, mud shark
Match stick, blood knot, tampon, Bozo, fire truck, glow in the dark
Bloated, whale, buffalo, lard ass, butterball, potbelly, cheese hog, fat
Quasimodo, fugly, troll, mutant, ogre, hag, ghoul, shaved ass of a cat 

Cracker, red neck, spick, porch monkey, gook, wet back, rag head, camel jockey, nigger
German candle, red skin, Mick, Dago, Kraut, Jap, dot head, honky, peckerwood, wigger
Idiot, imbecil, moron, Cretin, dim wit, mongoloid, vegetable, downie, retard
Crip, gimp, inbred, dwarf, spaz, defect, senil, flaccid, bed pan, impotent discard

If these names didn't upset you, you are a Nazi, psychopath or poet
Most of us fit one of them, if you fit more than three, please don't show it