On Prehistoric Animals I read quite alot,
So to the local Library I made a quick stop.
Well I asked the young lady behind the large desk;
Of which Authority is considered the best?
And she said with Reliance: 'Try Sarah Topps'.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 31st, 2026 19:32
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: A.N., Tristan Robert Lange

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You know I love word play Kevin and this one is a good one.
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
You are very welcome Kevin
And then she morphed and saw you off with a roar...
The Manager: Terry Dactel , kicked me out.
Thanks for Reading ๐
Thatโs too shelf hilarity right there ๐คฉ๐๏ธ๐๐ป
Thank you. Glad you liked it.
Thereโs a wonderfully groan-worthy setup here, with the overly formal โOf which Authority is considered the best?โ making the punchline feel inevitable in the best possible way. โTry Sarah Toppsโ is exactly the kind of silly wordplay that earns an eye-roll and a smile.
Yes. Thank you for Reading and your response.
What a wonderfully groan-worthy little piece, Kevin. You build it like a proper question, keep a straight face, and then let the pun do all the damage. ๐ Loved it, my friend. ๐น๐ค๐๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ
Thank you. Appreciate you Reading. Thank you for the fave. ๐
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