Hoka hoka hoka,
Middle-aged men ready
For the Hoka polka
But not dem unicorns.
They won’t go so broke-a!
They have four fab hooves
To dance the fucking polka!
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 2, 2026.
Tittu
-
Author:
Tristan Robert Lange (
Online) - Published: September 2nd, 2026 08:58
- Comment from author about the poem: Part of Wait. What?!? collection.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 24
- Users favorite of this poem: Carlos Alberto BUSTILLOS
- In collections: Wait. What?!?.
Online)
Comments5
This made me laugh, good write
Thank you, Norman...the dance floor is open, and the unicorns are refusing those damn shoes! 🦄👟🤣🙏
aptly put my friend
The '' Haka-Polka '' now that's something new !
Indeed, Lorenz...one absurd dance craze nobody requested in Hoka sneakers, performed exclusively by middle-aged men next to bewildered unicorns! Evidently a thing. 🤷♂️ 🦄👟🤣🙏
Those rare ones do not have to dance to any dance but their own. A good write my friend
Indeed, Soren...the unicorns remain gloriously themselves while the rest of the guys stumble after the latest craze! Thank you, my friend. 🦄👟🤣🙏
Most welcome Tristan
Good write T. Why is it the F polka?! Yes, some lead us a merry dance - Popeye, Ol'Tom, Obi, the Baters. Mr Hunt, ..... lol.
Thanks, Orchi! Popeye started it, Ol’ Tom accelerated it, Obi denied witnessing it, and the Baters filmed everything. Mr Hunt remains missing...though WCAT reports suspicious movement beneath the unicorn! 🤮🤣🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Ha .. I read this yesterday .. and have only just stopped chuckling enough to hit the write keys just now .. Funnily enough, that's pretty much true .. perhaps .. Neville 😎🖤⭐🐦⬛🌻🐈⬛⚫🥀👍
I’m thrilled, Neville! Twenty-four hours is an extraordinary endurance record...like a laughing filibuster...though the unicorns insist the sustained chuckling was caused by that damn footwear. Perhaps. 🤣🦄👟🙏
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.