Hoka hoka hoka,
Middle-aged men ready
For the Hoka polka
But not dem unicorns.
They won’t go so broke-a!
They have four fab hooves
To dance the fucking polka!
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 2, 2026.
Tittu
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Author:
Tristan Robert Lange (
Online) - Published: September 2nd, 2026 08:58
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- Category: Humor
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