My Dermatology Partners office first time visit

at 2093 East High Street

Pottstown, Pennsylvania 19464

Our warm welcome experienced

ever since we set foot in the door.

Rather displeased

with Advanced Dermatology

who unexpectedly

shuttered their King of Prussia,

Pennsylvania office

cause Doctor Harold Milstein's

dermatological expertise second to none.

Unbeknown to us

(the author of these words

and the missus)

at a loss for words

(I read the dictionary

and Thesaurus cover to cover

and could not locate a synonym)

expressing utmost delight

to communicate with genuine intent

our beaming satisfaction

at receiving

the royal carpet treatment

soon after being ushered

into an examination room.

Despite experiencing

body dysmorphia

as does averred counterpart,

we donned dressing gowns

and awaited with bated breath

as Christa -

whose surname known Ferrari,

dramatically made her appearance.

I immediately sensed

a very pleasant young woman

with an air of confidence

and unconditional acceptance

of two senior citizens,

who (believe me you -

amazingly married

for thirty years),

and whose

miss/mister shaped bodies

(perhaps perfect specimens

for the Mutter Museum

to be gawked and laughed at

courtesy observers inquisitive

about human anomalies),

which truth be told

turned out as the

baddest biggest sell-out attraction,

(especially the hubby)

as definitive clear cut resemblance

to Neanderthal Man/woman

(Homo neanderthalensis),

and matter of fact

Zayda Harris

(poor old papa of mine

long deceased)

harkened from a direct line

and happened to be

a direct genetic biological product

of interbreeding

between aforementioned

species and genus

and so called

modern Homo sapiens sapiens.

Though not sun worshippers

neither the wife,

nor her husband the logophile,

we scheduled appointments

for full body scan

of Malware and computer viruses

so as not to make a mountain

out of a molehill,

but we felt in excellent hands

as the doctor by George

thoroughly good examined

first the wife

than yours truly

utilizing a hand held

small microscopic device

(dermatoscope – or dermoscope)

to magnify the skin

and look beneath its surface,

and upon completion

of efficiently scrutinizing

every square inch

from head, shoulders

knees and toes,

knees and toes,

which she unhesitatingly

declared to appear

pleasing to her practiced eyes.