Yankee Doodle’s Surreal Saga

Yankee Doodle came to town

And he was so lonely

Annie’s mother was a car

And she was just a phony

Yankee Doodle came to town

And he was so lonely

The shapeshifter proposed to him

“Cause ditch the patrimony!”

Annie January didn’t care

That he was so lonely

She just wanted to steal the files

Of proof hippos were cronies

The hippos all were playing dead

By the lake of Lubbock solely

To make the green guys look untrained

Who worked for Mr. Bony

To make the public fail to trust

The ones who worked for Bony

Like he neglected hippo’s care

And all nature’s places slowly

Cause if he couldn’t care for them

If he couldn’t care for what’s homely

He couldn’t play the other cards

Of running the municipal deftly