Some are absolute psychopaths out there,
I'll keep this clean, replace words when I swear.
You really think that I give a flying book?
Biting my tongue to shut up and not blow up.
Self-entitled to something you don't even deserve.
Going to eat this food before you get on my last nerve.
Making a woman move because that's "your seat" in the pub,
Literally the Greene King meal section, old people like you suck.
So what if you a regular, that's no excuse, mother cookin' plastered!
Stone cold silence and calmness is a necessity, I've nearly mastered.
-
Author:
Shaunmatthewcpoetry (
Offline) - Published: September 13th, 2026 03:11
- Comment from author about the poem: Someone annoyed me in the pub, true story.
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 28
- Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange
Offline)
Comments4
Creative and most respectful but totally recognizable. A fun read it speaks to me and a fave
Cheers, sometimes its best to get anger out in writing instead of being aggressive lol.
You are welcome, I couldn't agree more.
I not seen any flying books! heehee. A Carry On film has a naughty line:' A couple are annoyed with their cat who has taken up a chair. They say they call the cat 'Cooking Fat'. Oops! (geddit?).
Haha classic films.
Know what you mean here. Jerks all of them.
Well said and Restrained.
Thanks, appreciate it.
My friend, I know this particular struggle...trying to remain civilized while someone’s behavior is begging for the director’s cut of your vocabulary. You captured it brilliantly! 🤣🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Cheers very much, I always remember in the Bible where it says "Be slow to anger".
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.