12 Months Sober Next Monday Dude

Don't want to do too many poems about no longer drinking,

But the sole subject of alcohol really got me thinking.

Was it legalised to keep most of the masses subdued?

I'm going to be 12 months sober next Monday dude.

Wonder what happens when I black out but know deep down,

Spirits would take over and turn me into an angry clown.

Can't be bothered, don't even really go out socially now,

Wonder how I used to knock those pints back so quickly? -Wow!