Got up and ready, speeding down the road mate,
Broken sleep so ended up getting up a bit late.
Warrington Car Boot Sale, I'm back there again,
Picked up some bargains, got more than 10.
The Action Bible, Reservoir Dogs and a few CDs,
Bending down to look in boxes, watch the knees.
In and out fast, was desperate for a big poo,
That'll be the end of this instalment and part 2.
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Another bargain benefited by the end gave more information than I needed. A fun read my friend.
Sorry about that lol.
No need to be sorry I appreciate your writes
Good write SM. Erm, what else rhymes with '2'? lol.
Exactly haha!
Yes, as some have commented - rather TMI - that's Too Much Information. TMI, not ET. lol.
What a morning, Shaun...cheap treasures, aching knees, and a desperate race against your own digestive system. I mean, shit happens. 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Haha indeeed!
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