oh my, my,
i was labeled
AI—
my words,
my likeness—
evidently AI-ness,
labeled by...
wait for it...
AI—
oh!—my!
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 22, 2026.
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Coming next Macabre Monday:
DEVILISHLY DREADFUL
Saint Sorebones
on September 28, 2026
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Author:
Tristan Robert Lange (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This poem could possibly be considered AI-generated because AI lunacy generated this fucking response. Part of the Truth, Applied collection.
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Good write T. lol. I've not heard of Saint S................ lol.
Popeyeus tried finishing that name once, Orchi. Ruth now keeps the missing syllables in a jar beside her shears. 🤖😂💥🙏
How's the knitting Ol' Tom? - but WCAT! lol.
Just what we needed further suspicion of humanness. I already thought that a teacher I had was an alien now this. Nicely done my friend
Much appreciated, Soren! Apparently, humanity now requires machine verification. Nothing could possibly go wrong there. 🤖😂💥🙏
You are most welcome Tristan wrote a poem some time back about a related incident I had. Was declined for a credit card because their data entry told them I was dead. Thank God it was not a retirement fund that had that data.
Hi Tristan, I take it that this was the Instagram post you were telling me about?
I once had a write score 38% AI likelihood which stung a little. If AI is mentioned in the writing it actually bumps your score up. So does writing in 4 line stanzas, which I mostly do anyway.
Chin up mate.
- Syd 🍄
That’s the one, Syd! I’m less wounded than amused by the stupidity of a machine accusing me of being a machine. Such are the times, though, no? 🤦♂️ 🤖😂💥🙏
sums the lunacy up well my friend
Exactly, Norman! All I had to do was document the stupidity. 🤖😂💥🙏
most welcome
An authentic demonstration of circular argument by information technology. We truly live in the information age! 👍🏻🤣🕊️
Indeed, Rik! We’ve automated the nonsense and called it progress. 🤖😂💥🙏
This AI Gentleman seems to be getting about alot. Causing trouble. Disrupting day to day activities. Looking for a Bruising I think.
Kevin, I challenged him to settle this outside, but he claimed he doesn’t have a body. Bloody coward. 🤖😂💥🙏
The AI guy is here at last;
Didn't know his reach was so vast.
Talking poetesses is a different matter,
You are always careful and avoid a splatter.
Indeed, Dave! Apparently, I’m artificial intelligence with enough human intelligence to know when protective clothing is required. 🤖😂💥🙏
Nah, I'm going in the opposite direction to POTUS and argue that it should be possibe to term AI as just 'intelligence', because the term 'human Intelligence' seems pretty oximoronic to me. 😜
I concur .. but believe it should be re-branded .. hey let's all start calling it SI .. because not even AI could come up with something quite so banal & you would have to be a SI to have 1) thought of it & 2) mentioned it on a world stage ........... SI in my book = STUPID IDIOT 🏴⚫🖤🐧👍
Oh, absolutely, Neville...let the official record show that AI has been demoted and SI has assumed command. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks, my friend! 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
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