Before I start I'd like to clarify...
I'm not trying to piss
On anyone's parade
If posting AI generated writing
Makes you feel good
Then that's great...
But trying to tell everyone
That your shit don't stink
When every verse is devoid
Of any human fingerprints?
When you should be like a
Scruffy kid eating candyfloss
Smearing grubby fingerprints
On every surface in the sweet shop
I see plenty pretty window dressing
Lots of mannequins in the mall
Plenty polished stock rhyme and phrasing
Saying lots without saying anything at all
Some writes really make me chuckle
Like a joke that never gets old
So many fucking em dashes
They look like Morse Code
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If I had to rely on AI
Then I'd rather do without
My verses spill like effluent
From an overflow spout
My writing probably stinks too
In fact it does, I'm fucking sure
But at least mine's the stench of
Free range festering manure
If anyone suspects their eyes
Are being fed artificial waste
Then all it takes is a simple
Drag and drop, copy & paste
I hope I've raised a few eyebrows
And opened many eyes
If I've really offended anyone....
Then I do apologise
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Author:
Syd (
Online) - Published: September 22nd, 2026 12:38
- Comment from author about the poem: Some only use it for comments and that's cool... But obviously we see you too 😉
- Category: Humor
- Views: 4

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