Miss Dynamo

Kevin Hulme

My friend has a Business with Bargains galore,

For those Modern Day Gadgets that we need to Restore.

And She works in the Park with a large covered Stall;

That sells all kinds of Batteries be them large or so Small.

In fact : She Sells C Cells by the Seesaw.

 

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 3rd, 2026 16:36
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 23
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • arqios

    Every town needs one of those!

    • Kevin Hulme

      With free Bags of Salt. So Salt and Battery.
      Just a thought.
      As always: Thank you for Reading.

    • sorenbarrett

      A fun read with some great word play. Nicely done

      • Kevin Hulme

        Thank you. Appreciate your Comments and Reading.

        • sorenbarrett

          You are very welcome Kevin

        • Doggerel Dave

          The C cell is a fairly lumpy battery. Dump enough of those on one end of the seesaw in a hurry, and the result could be electric.

          • Kevin Hulme

            Might try it. Thank you for Reading.

          • Thomas W Case

            Funny stuff. Excellent.

          • Paul Bell

            Great ending.
            Once upon a time we all had a shop that sold everything, and the owner was always around 96.
            Good to see the young generation continue the trait.

            • Kevin Hulme

              96 Owners for one Shop 😆 Thanks for Reading.

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              😂 DAMMIT, Kevin! I read that last line aloud and immediately regretted every decision that brought me there. Well played. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛



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