The Iceman Goeth

Kevin Hulme

 

I've had various Careers in my Transient life,

With supporting two Kids and a loving Wife.

Now I've just got a Job in a Ice Cream Store

And I really couldn't ask for anything more;

As I have a Position on the Testing Team

That requires I taste the Quality of the Cream, 

But I've told the Boss by delicate Ways:

If it's alright with him , 'I can't work Sundaes'. 

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 4th, 2026 16:02
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 16
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Clever wordplay here a good read Kevin

    • Kevin Hulme

      Thank you. Makes it Worthwhile.

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      Goddammit, Kevin. 😂 I actually thought you were telling us about your working life for a minute. Then you pulled the rug out from under me. Again. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

      • Kevin Hulme

        Working in a Ice-cream Store: I should be so lucky. Thank you for Reading and the fave.

      • Doggerel Dave

        And fish on fry days, was it?

        Keep reminding me... keep 'em flowing...

        • Kevin Hulme

          Fish Oil Tablets actually: One a day.
          This Poem was a lot longer with the Person involved being Religious, hence the last line.
          Wasn't to sure about it though. Maybe should have gone that Route. We live and learn.
          Thank you for Reading.

        • Tony Grannell

          A good afternoon from here, Kevin,

          A six day week in the crem de la crem of humour, in 'delicate ways'. Another one to cheer me up and for that, I do thank you very much.

          Fond regards,

          Tony.

          • Kevin Hulme

            If I can Cheer someone up then : Job done.
            Thank you for Reading and sending a Comment.



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