The Iceman Goeth

I've had various Careers in my Transient life,

With supporting two Kids and a loving Wife.

Now I've just got a Job in a Ice Cream Store

And I really couldn't ask for anything more;

As I have a Position on the Testing Team

That requires I taste the Quality of the Cream, 

But I've told the Boss by delicate Ways:

If it's alright with him , 'I can't work Sundaes'.